"In the land of Hyrule, there echoes a legend.  A legend held dearly by the Royal Family that tells of a boy…  A boy who, after battling evil and saving Hyrule, crept away from the land that had made him a legend…  Done with the battles he once waged across time, he embarked on a journey.  A secret and personal journey…  A journey in search of a beloved and invaluable friend…  A friend with whom he parted ways when he finally fulfilled his heroic destiny and took his place among legends…"

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Rats Want Your Blood (and other lies TV news tells)

Hate By Numbers 93

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The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask

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fit-state-of-mind:

tillyouandiseethesun:

this isn’t even a problem

This is how I envision hogwarts homework being done

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Netflix - BoJack Horseman - Opening Credits Theme…:

Anonymous said: Regarding the whole feminism debacle, don't you think that a website like Cracked should probably not take sides on issues like this and begin alienating fans?

thisdanobrien:

[Speaking on behalf of myself and not Cracked-at-Large, the policies and shape of which are not under my sole jurisdiction.]

I’m not talking/thinking about every sub-faction of feminism and every misguided protest or action that has resulted from a misinterpretation OF feminism, because feminism is such a huge thing and, as Soren pointed out, not everyone is going to be getting it right, all the time. There will be feminist spin-off groups that don’t quite grasp the message, there will be groups that pervert and distort it for their own agenda, and there will be groups that go overboard and so on, but that is true of literally every movement (civil rights-related, political, religious or otherwise) in the history of time.

I’m by no means an expert, which is why I’m trying to learn, but what I think about when I talk about feminism is what I remember being articulated to me by my sisters-in-law and what I saw/see embodied by my Mom’s example (and my Dad’s, for that matter), and it’s a really simple and clear message to me: Equal political, economic and social rights for men and women. There are smaller and more specific aspects of this broader conversation that are a particular focus of mine (representation in fiction/pop culture, educating people to help make an America where a woman can walk down the street at night feeling exactly as safe as I do, every night of my freaking life [which is to say, very]), but the core remains the same:  Equality where it doesn’t currently exist.

So, when you talk about “taking sides,” my knee-jerk response is, uh, what’s your side? I’m not trying to be glib here. I could be wrong but, according to my slow, caveman brain, if my side is equality for men and women then the other side must be inequality, right? And if that’s the case, then, no, I don’t feel any responsibility to give the other side representation in my writing. There’s the potential that in doing so I’ll be alienating readers that either want men to have more rights than women or women to have more rights than men, but that’s a risk I’m absolutely fine with.

mr-cappadocia said: So why does Cracked CONSTANTLY push Feminist propaganda so hard? And let's not bullshit ourselves. You do. Just yesterday you published five articles. Two specifically referenced either Feminism or Feminist backed statistics. Conversely whenever you cover anything related to the opposition you not only mislead about their views... you straight up fucking lie about them and people let you get away with it because you're a "humor magazine". So I'm wondering why you propagandize *so hard*. Why?

thisdanobrien:

hereinidaho:

Because we’re true believers! 

Let me take this moment to say how Cracked could have gone another direction 7 or 8 years ago, a more Maximy, Booby Gallery of the Day direction if not for the steadfast resistance of David Wong and Jack O’Brien. I barely acknowledge the side that opposes feminism, but Wong goes out of his way to understand people who are mad at feminists, and he writes about those views with more sensitivity and understanding that I could ever muster. 

To sum up: We don’t have an explicit agenda but if one comes across, It’s not one I’m ashamed of. 

Kristi is a liar. I remember the meeting where the Cracked brain trust sat down and was like “From now on let’s occasionally post articles that either directly or conspiratorially tangentially support equal rights for women so we can accomplish our ultimate end goal: Hack into the penis of every man and make it a smaller penis, or a penis that is otherwise laughable for a different reason upon which we all agree. It almost sounds TOO easy,” Jack said, as he (via the mainframe) hacked a young Robert Brockway’s penis. “I think my wife deserves my respect,” the now-neutered Brockway yelped.

AS LONG AS IT DOESN’T EFFECT (affect? Whatever, I’m not a writer) HIS HILARIOUS WORD PUNCHING COLUMNS.
He is the reason I love Cracked.

deanwinchestergifs:

jahnyanovak:

deanwinchestergifs replied to your post: “So @jensenackles is no longer “Not Jensen Ackles” and all the tweets…”:

Their publicist tweeted the person asking for the @ name, but Clif tweeted that Jensen doesn’t have twitter still…. NOW WE WAIT TO SEE IF HE EVER TAKES IT OVER :’)

Yup, I saw all that happen, too. But just now saw that the name changed.

Yeah I’m still hoping he’ll join :))) And he’s got so many followers already hehe

I dunno I think it’s kinda cool that he doesn’t (says the person who also doesn’t).

deanwinchestergifs:

THIS PHOTO IS EVERYTHING TO ME [x]

deanwinchestergifs:

THIS PHOTO IS EVERYTHING TO ME [x]

 ”I grant you a soldier who has no heart. One who will not falter in the darkness.”

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"Well, both of us have gotten what we were after…  So this is where you and I part ways, isn’t it?"

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